slow it down

cooldadbutts:

fffcuk:

there are 9 calories in a tablespoon of sperm

but only 0 calories in Diet Sperm™

davestried:

people talking bad about ur favorite character in front of u

(Source: goldendildo)

jadeita:

i like the internet bc people actually think im cute 

lachelikelake:

foxnewsofficial:

theyellowbrickroad:

atumn:

I’ve been to the year 3000

not much has changed but they lived underwater

and the population faces a daily battle of starvation fuel shortage and unemployment

and your great great great granddaughter is doin’ fine

(Source: e102gamma)

i need to see les mis because idk it’s on my dash a lot